Monday, January 4, 2010

Global swarming

Most of the educated liberals that I know are not very religious, but they seem to make an exception in the case of global warming.

Of all the topics that bubble up for this blog, this one is by far the most mind-boggling, to the point of amusement. People seem to have lost their mind. Case in point: here's an article that actually says some indigenous Peruvian mountain people are going to freeze because of global warming ... and it's the civilized world's fault. Honestly.

As near as I can tell, the following statements are true:

1) The earth may be warming, it's not clear
2) Humans may be causing the warming, it's not clear
3) Only at enormous cost could we substantially decrease the human contribution (greenhouse gases) to climate change, if it exists
4) Decreasing the human contribution may reverse global warming, if it exists
5) Global warming may be a bad thing, it may be a good thing ... either could be argued

And here is the non-sequitur conclusion I am being asked to accept:

Therefore, we should start shutting down all the factories and turn off all the cars and revert to a pre-industrial lifestyle. Now, before it's too late.

Does anyone realize that the average global temperature hasn't risen this century? During the entire Bush presidency he was berated for not doing something about something that didn't exist during his entire presidency. Actually, maybe he had a secret program to eliminate global warming and succeeded . . . maybe he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize more than Al Gore.

Since humans are not quite sensitive enough to temperature to notice a tiny fraction of a degree of warming over several decades, they must be very sensitive to something else in order whip themselves into such a frenzy. Could it be the scare tactics, propaganda and visions of the apocalypse? Or the political correctness of group-think that conveniently links environmentalism to anti-capitalism? Since we know that corporations are bad, anyone who opposes them must be good, right?

The science of global warming is shaky at best. The computer models are immature and are proven wrong with each passing day. I can write a computer model that predicts with 100% accuracy the past behavior of the stock market. I'll predict this week's performance next Saturday. You'll be very impressed.

My observation is that our planet is nicely self-regulating. The planet warms a bit thanks to extra CO2 in the atmosphere? No problem. That'll just lengthen the growing season and cause more CO2 to be absorbed by the planet's flora. Next thing you know, we're back to where we were. That assumes that CO2 is the culprit, not at all a certainty.

And what role do the solar cycles play? What if our computer models say that man is causing global warming but really it's an active period of the sun's brightness. What if we put dampers on our economy, reduced GDP and industrial output, only to learn that we're impotent after all? Wouldn't we look a little silly? Wouldn't a lot of people suffer for no good reason?

And (I can't resist adding this) I know no liberals who have reduced their intense vacation schedule via airplanes, luxury cruise ships and RVs in order to offer even a symbolic gesture to the cause. People, don't tell me we need cap-and-trade or rationing of fossil fuels and then jump on a plane to Vail ... you go from looking like a fool to looking like a clown.

The point is that we just don't know enough about the disease to prescribe radical remedies. It's like in the middle ages when a baby had a fever, we opened up the skull to reduce the pressure. In hindsight, those "doctors" were doing more harm than good.

Let's all pause, take a deep breath (didn't that fresh air feel good?) and cool down a little.